Nobody calling to take me out
So I spend an evening on the couch
Bask alone in the warm blue glow
Another hour another show
There s nothing else for me to do
Nine o clock is mad for you
So I ask you

What s the story-a
Victoria
What the hell is wrong with me
An out of touch crush on my TV screen
And I know when she s talking it s to me

I know you might think that it s wrong
But I know just how to turn her on
A little red button on the TV set
I press it down and then I get
A live broadcast of the latest news flash
And she s always on the scene
She s my dream

What s the story-a
Victoria
What the hell is wrong with me
An out of touch crush on my TV screen
And I know when she s talking it s to me

I know you think it s kind of strange
This love I get through the TV rays
But it s better off than thinking I m alone
And not knowing where I m going

What s the story-a
Victoria
What the hell is wrong with me
An out of touch crush on my TV screen
And I know when she s talking it s to me

What s the story-a
Victoria
Why won t you go out with me
An out of touch crush on my TV screen
And I know when she s talking it s to Rob